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This is the first time I've ever started a blog and if my track record of keeping a diary is anything to go by, it may be my last entry!

I am a single mother, eyelash technician, social butterfly, function coordinating, facebook addict with an overactive imagination and a penchance for starting new businesses and registering domain names I will never use. I guess the short terminology for what I am would be master procrastinator!

So Mr 3.5 (thank you chrissy) is a product of good luck, rather than good management. As I sit here writing this, he is glued to an episode of the Jetsons, eating chicken nuggets that i heated in the microwave, with a good dollop of tomato sauce on the side... that covers at least four of the food groups in my mind... grains (bread crumbs), protein (chicken), fruit/veg (tomato sauce), radio active goodness (cooking method). furthermore, he is drinking water with his dinner because that is all he is allowed after 4pm and he will put his plate in the sink when he is done because.... hmmm... actually, is this because it is good manners to do so or because i'm lazy? we'll get back to that later k :-)

So today we took a trip to the doctors and mr 3.5 informed the entire waiting room of three vital pieces of information:

1. he had an itchy CRACK... yes, my child used the word crack in reference to his backside!

2. pooh bear has a penis! which, while technically correct, inappropriate!

3. Mummy is waiting to see the doctor to find out what is wrong with her head... thanks son :-/

There are very few people in my life that have left me speachless, my son manages to have that effect on me daily...

So I'm going to get going now and spend some QT with mr 3.5 who incidentally just spilt his water all over my lounge... suggestion to all parents and would be parents... or anyone who knows anyone else with little sprogs who may breach the parrimetre of your property... SCOTCHGUARD YOUR LOUNGE!!!